Song By Benny Bell (Benjamin Samberg) – A Goose for My Girl
Lyrics:
I used to worry when Thanksgiving day was near,
What can I give my girl to fill her heart with cheer
But I solved that problem, I’m a clever boy,
I know exactly how to fill her heart with joy…
I’m gonna give my girl a goose for Thanksgiving
It won’t surprise her since I did it once before,
She jumps just like the Deuce
Every time she gets a goose
Perhaps I ought to give her two or more
I wish I could afford to buy her a turkey,
But turkeys cost so much and I’m out of work you see,
So I’ll just give my girl a goose,
A good old-fashioned goose,
I wish someone would do the same for me.
I’m gonna give my girl a goose for Thanksgiving
My friends all tell me that the plan is very smart,
In fact her Daddy said to me
Very confidentially,
That’s just the way he won her mama’s heart.
So if you want to make your darling feel happy
Then take a tip from me and do the same thing too,
Go on and give your girl a goose
A nice soft tender goose
And you’ll discover if her love is true.
I don’t mean gander,
A good old-fashioned goose will do.
Source audio file is available in public domain license.
